Shatner's Bassoon is a component of the human brain.
Role[]
Shatner's Bassoon controls an individual's perception of time.
Dimesmeric andersonphosphate[]
Dimesmeric andersonphosphate is a psychoactive compound found in the drug Cake.
It interferes with Shatner's Bassoon, and, as Noel Edmonds explained in a Brass Eye report, makes 'a second feel like a month.'
"One unlucky user died after being run over by a tram, he thought he had 3 months to cross the road."
(BE E2)