Shatner's Bassoon is a component of the human brain.


Shatner's Bassoon controls an individual's perception of time.

Dimesmeric andersonphosphateEdit

Dimesmeric andersonphosphate is a psychoactive compound found in the drug Cake.

It interferes with Shatner's Bassoon, and, as Noel Edmonds explained in a Brass Eye report, makes 'a second feel like a month.'

(BE E2)

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