Shatner's Bassoon

Shatner's Bassoon is a component of the human brain.

Role
Shatner's Bassoon controls an individual's perception of time.

Dimesmeric andersonphosphate
Dimesmeric andersonphosphate is a psychoactive compound found in the drug Cake.

It interferes with Shatner's Bassoon, and, as Noel Edmonds explained in a Brass Eye report, makes 'a second feel like a month.'

"One unlucky user died after being run over by a bus, he thought he had 3 months to cross the road."

(BE E2)