Queen Elizabeth II

Queen Elizabeth II (born 21 April 1926) is the constitutional monarch for lots of Commonwealthy places, including the United Kingdom.

Life and times
In 1991, 'hundreds of thousands' of the Queen's pet dogs were shot by Margaret Thatcher.

On 14 May 1992, the Queen's youngest son, Prince Edward, was executed after attaining a low rating on Buckingham Palace's royalty meter. He was offed by the Archbishop in Westminster Abbey. Because the prince yelped at the point of death, his body was left on a hill in Scotland rather than buried (OtH S2E4).

Later that same month, the Queen beat her sister in a five-day drinking contest (OtH S2E6).

On 2 February 1994, the Queen and prime minister John Major engaged in a violent dispute during one of their weekly meetings at Buckingham Palace.

Amateur video footage shows that the Queen and Major were grappling dramatically just seventeen minutes into the meeting.

The tussle left Major with a red mark across his face and bleeding legs.